Claro TV update

Remember this story about my experience with Claro from forever ago??

It turns out that a friend of a friend is the Gerente General at Claro. She told him my story last night, and in turn he had his assistant call me first thing this morning. I told the assistant the whole story and she apologized a million times and said they want to do "whatever is necessary" to redeem themselves.

I'm supposed to hear back from her tomorrow. I think if she actually calls back when she said she would...that's a big step up for their customer service! ;)

Stay tuned for updates....

Dear Fetus

I appreciate your signals from the womb to let me know you are alive and well and growing...but will you please stop kicking me so hard? It's starting to get uncomfortable.




Sincerely,



your mother




27 weeks!

marketing FAIL

*because the future is written with an F*

I am no marketing expert, but this tag line has been really bugging me since I started seeing it about a month ago.

Yes, future starts with F. But so do a million other words! Some of them are good words, but honestly none of the good ones come to mind first. How about the F-bomb? Failing grade? Fake? Fraud? Frustrating? How about the word FAIL?

healthy AND delicious!

With todays visit to the local Yogen Fruz, I announce that I have officially tried all of the flavors (except for higo, because I'm not sure what it is). AND I've tried them all with a variety of toppings. My favorite? It's a tie between canteloupe with granola or strawberry with granola. (You see, I add the granola so I feel like it's even healthier....)

This is a little bit embarrassing, since it means I go there on a regular basis (like, every other day) and I think the employees are starting to recognize me.

In other news, I am boycotting Zara because they wouldn't let me shop while I ate the aforementioned frozen yogurt. And you should too!....because who tries to take frozen yogurt away from a pregnant woman??? ;)

the big 2-6!

If we didn’t have birthdays, you wouldn’t be you.

If you’d never been born, well then what would you do?

If you’d never been born, well then what would you be?

You might be a fish!

Or a toad in a tree!

You might be a doorknob!

Or three baked potatoes!

You might be a bag full of hard green tomatoes.
Or worse than all that…

Why, you might be a WASN’T!

A Wasn’t has no fun at all. No, he doesn’t.

A Wasn’t just isn’t.

He just isn’t present.

But you…You ARE YOU!

And, now isn’t that pleasant!
Today you are you!

That is truer than true!

There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Shout loud,

“I am lucky to be what I am!

Thank goodness I’m not just a clam or a ham

Or a dusty old jar of sour gooseberry jam!

I am what I am!

That’s a great thing to be!

If I say so myself,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!”

-Dr. Seuss, "Happy Birthday to Me!"

23 weeks!

21 weeks!

over halfway there!!!!!!!!

the beginning of the bump!

16 weeks