Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Door Monsters

Our house is cursed. Haunted. Possessed.

It has my poor Charlie shaking and trembling. He has been hiding under my desk and trying to crawl in my lap all afternoon.



It's the ....


DOOR MONSTERS.

They enter our house on windy days through the open windows and slam the doors shut. Evil things.

I wish they would stop terrorizing poor Charles.

2 comments:

Trisha and Kelly said...

Poor Charlie Dog! We had the same door monsters in KY. Sometimes when I was alone in the house at night, I would lock myself in the bedroom with Charlie. He sometimes scared me to death b/c he would stand up in the bed and bark like there was someone in the hallway.

Brenton Hippler said...

Ummm, maybe I'm just stating the obvious...

PROP THE DOORS OPEN!

Problem solved.